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Hey there! My name's Laura and you just stumbled on my blog of random shit. Sounds pretty exciting, huh? Well, don't get your hopes up.

Stuff I like: HINaBN, TF2, Pixar, Portal, vidya games, Venture Brothers, drawing, RPing, being a goofball, and putting together jigsaw puzzles.
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When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn’t work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips (via simko)
Tagged with: #emo philips  
I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
Emo Philips (via clifford-cums-sparkles)
Tagged with: #emo philips  
thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: The entire contents of a box of Lucky Charms.

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: The entire contents of a box of Lucky Charms.

sunkistmist:

THIS IS ON THE FUCKING WACOM WEBSITE I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD
THERE ARE SO MANY LEVELS TO THIS PICTURE I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN

sunkistmist:

THIS IS ON THE FUCKING WACOM WEBSITE I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD

THERE ARE SO MANY LEVELS TO THIS PICTURE I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN

Cell phones are like a dog’s nipples. You don’t have to shout into them.
Emo Philips (via jean-valgina)
Tagged with: #emo philips  

it is the music of a people who will not be slaves again.

Tagged with: #gifset  #Assassin's Creed  
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

Tagged with: #accurate  
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!”
He said, “Nobody loves me.”
I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”
He said, “Yes.”
I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?”
He said, “A Christian.”
I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?”
He said, “Protestant.”
I said, “Me, too! What franchise?”
He said, “Baptist.”
I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?”
He said, “Northern Baptist.”
I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.”
I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.”
I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?”
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.”
I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.
Emo Philips (via marinahanna)
Tagged with: #emo philips  

bluedogeyes:

Princess Batman Cosplay by Sunday Cosplay

Not the Princess Gotham deserves, but the Princess Gotham needs.

Tagged with: #batman  

abananapepper:

Read it and weep, ubi defenders.

You know you’ve fucked up when the franchise creator thinks you’re being lazy assholes.