So I just woke up aboooout 20 minutes ago. My mom comes up to me all cheery and shit and is like “SO WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THE MOVIE”
I guess I’ve been roped in to going to see Guardians of the Galaxy today? Not that I don’t want to see it, but I REALLY don’t want to be social today. Like. At all. I’d rather let all of them go see the damn movie and be home alone for a few hours, honestly.
But knowing my family, if I don’t go, then no one wants to go.
Putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan